Of This and Some of That

Did you know that if you don't have creamer or milk, you can put cinnamon, brown sugar, and syrup in your coffee? ( I just found out myself)Ya do now! Let me tell ya, be careful lest you get it too sweet, but I like it like that. That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh, I like it! Uh-huh uh-huh!

whoa...head rush

hehe, my brain feels weird.

There are, in fact, health benefits to drinking coffee, aside from the nice adrenal rush. People who drink 3 - 5 cups a day reduce their risk of cancer. Or, the people that have been studied in research thingys seem less likely to get cancers and heart disease. Unless you have a family history of heart disease. In which case, are you suicidal? Actually, I think my family does; but heck, I don't care. I'm dying anyway. It's one of those parts of living that comes at the end.

And as a Christian, death ain't no biggie. I'd just prefer that it not be painful. Once I'm outta here, it's all Heaven, and Jesus, and eternity, and I won't know what to do with myself for the first quarter million years but sing and dance like a fool.
 

I love Jesus. Hallelujah and praise, thank you God! Praise to your name for your glorious Son and sacrifice! And thank you for coffee! Whoo!

Anyone who reads this, (does anyone read this? IDK I don't care, I got coffee, I got Jesus, I'm all good!), I'll tell ya know. I'm a Baptist Christian and I will talk about God and ramble on about Him and things in the Bible. Just so's y'know. Gotta let the preacher kid preach sometimes. Or ramble on about coffee until it somehow gets on God. But then he made it, which is another reason to love Him on top of everything else, so it's relevant. But then He's God, so when is He not relevent?

My head's tingling. Weird...

*AcK! Choking*

Quick warning: that last swallow of brown sugar coffee, there's a bit of residue there. Just skip that part...NOW, the question is: Should I get more? Do I want to sleep tonight? Sleep is overrated and optional. But I like it. But I like - LoVe and would so marry if it were a man - coffee.

Let's do an analysis. When you're in love or falling in love - according to books and movie which are so accurate, right? - you feel all light-headed and giddy when around that special someone. Coffee? Check. What else? I don't know, my train of thought kicked me off at that last corner.

I swear, if I didn't know any better, I'd think I have some kind of mental thing going on. Although, I'll be the first to tell you, there's something wrong with me.

Why am I still typing? I was just supposed to tell y'all about the wonderfulness of substitute creamers and now I'm down here and my fingers are just going on about nothing at this point so I'll guess I'll make them stop and spare anyone who is still reading this. Why are you still reading this? Don't you have anything better to do than read my coffee-induced rambling?
 

DID YOU KNOW that if you snort Goody powder when you have a headache, it'll go away in a snap, according to my INSANE, crazy A and P/microbiology teacher? Who has a human heart in his offce in a jar. Although, it'll also bring you to your knees says him.

Okay. I'm done now. Like, for reals.

p.s My arms feel weird XD