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Snow White. Yes, I mean the cartoon, and yes, the disney version. Her voice is like a dying, wavering, shrieking, fluttering harpy. It's SOOOOO annoying. And they are not dwarves. They're eunuchs. And idiots. Stop leaving that moron alone. The storybook version of her is even more stupid. Stop opening the door!
I won't even go on about the raging insane foolishness of the queen, to say nothing of her vanity. Except, for all intents and purposes, she had no hair.
But the prince. Is. A. Creeper. WHO kisses chicks that are perceived to be dead? I don't even mean like at a funeral, which is still freaky, but random girls you don't know who are supposed to be dead? Or not even dead, just sleep? Me, if ol' Charming had been over me when I woke up first thing after being poisoned, I would have screamed and broke his nose, run off, and dyed my hair. No one would ever find me, I'm tellin' ya.
But does she? No. She just smiles at this perfect stranger and rides off on the back of his horse to his castle. She met him one time when stalker boy started singing to her and she ran off thinking 'RAPE!' At what point did they fall in love, I totally missed it. They don't even talk to each other.
Snow White. Yes, I mean the cartoon, and yes, the disney version. Her voice is like a dying, wavering, shrieking, fluttering harpy. It's SOOOOO annoying. And they are not dwarves. They're eunuchs. And idiots. Stop leaving that moron alone. The storybook version of her is even more stupid. Stop opening the door!
I won't even go on about the raging insane foolishness of the queen, to say nothing of her vanity. Except, for all intents and purposes, she had no hair.
But the prince. Is. A. Creeper. WHO kisses chicks that are perceived to be dead? I don't even mean like at a funeral, which is still freaky, but random girls you don't know who are supposed to be dead? Or not even dead, just sleep? Me, if ol' Charming had been over me when I woke up first thing after being poisoned, I would have screamed and broke his nose, run off, and dyed my hair. No one would ever find me, I'm tellin' ya.
But does she? No. She just smiles at this perfect stranger and rides off on the back of his horse to his castle. She met him one time when stalker boy started singing to her and she ran off thinking 'RAPE!' At what point did they fall in love, I totally missed it. They don't even talk to each other.
