"Singling and Mingling"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIagkAv--8w&feature=BF&playnext=1&list=QL&index=4

This is a little somethin’ I got from watching the above video. I swear, those girls are the reason me and my sister don’t need to figure out how to use a camcorder.

There is your dream guy on the other side of the screen. He’s right there. Like THE guy. You have ONE thing to tell him about you:

I will love you forever and be your very best friend if you keep me in a constant supply of coffee for the rest of our lives together. Seriously.

You have one sentence that will make him fall head-over-heels in love with you:

I will learn how to cook just for you.

What’s your dream guy?

Oh, gosh...
I am heavily into sarcasm and spouting ‘mean’ things that are partly true but in contrast of what I actually think of a person. I need him to not take it serious and get offended. I need him to play the game or just go along with it. Make me laugh. Listen to me when I ramble and don’t mistake me for insane.  I need you to put up with me!

Be a gentleman. Get the door for me. Yeah, I got arms. Do it anyway.

You must be a Christian. My dad, I believe, will not go for any dude short of a preacher easily. I don’t need all that, but you gotta live it. You have to get me believing that you’re really trying to live for God. I need to be able to grow with him.

Daddy would approve. I’m a Daddy’s girl. I mean, I was born on his birthday, and I’m his baby girl! Let’s all get along, huh? Daddy, stop cleaning your gun. Boy, don’t you dare roll your eyes at him.

Be a dog person, honey, ‘cause I don’t see kids happenin’. I will cry if I ever get pregnant, and I will have a psychotic break if it’s a girl. Just in case, his name is Michael Charles. Or Michele Charlotte. M. C either way.

What is the most unattractive thing a guy could do, wear, or be?

I don’t wanna hood, ‘yo, lil’ mama, what’s poppin’ holla atcha boy!’ guy. And this whole slanging, slurring ‘kwaw mean’ type thing. I’m from the South but what are you doing, man? What. Are. You. Saying? Nah, dawg, I ain’t getting’ watcha spittin’.

Speak English!

Pull your freakin’ pants up! I don’t want to know what color your boxers are! You know that means something to convicts, right? After they get out of jail? It’s not a good thing, and I don’t like it. Falls back in the gangster thing. Of course, if you’re gonna be ‘gangster stylin’, go the direction of suits and such.

Wear something nice, hm?

Don’t be some arrogant, cocky, I-know-it-all-you-don’t, condescending little…person.

Who’s your celebrity crush?

There’s…there’s more than one, actually. Currently, Andrew Lee-Potts, even though I’m sure he had some type of eye liner type thing for the role of Hatter.

What is the perfect man?

Jesus.

…Oh, what, like for me? I don’t know. God’s gonna have to be very, very clear about this guy if/when he shows up.

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I agree with Jamie Grace and Paige. Be the kind of person you want.